1.5M ratings
277k ratings

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
association-of-free-people
association-of-free-people:
“bluehayabusa:
“association-of-free-people:
“nnekosan:
“ noelleian:
“ association-of-free-people:
“ the-one-true-nugget:
“ association-of-free-people:
“ ranger-lord:
“ moonlandingwasfaked:
“oh thank god our brave policemen...
moonlandingwasfaked

oh thank god our brave policemen saved us from the meancing maintenance man across the street

ranger-lord

Holy fuck, Britain is a fucking joke.

association-of-free-people

I have a kitchen drawer that’s like a nuclear arsenal in the U.K.

the-one-true-nugget

Most people in the US do

association-of-free-people

Brits will never invade the continental united states because we retain the right to own grill utensils.  I would chop a redcoat in half with my battleaxe / spatula.  

noelleian

Beware my salad tongs of Doom™

You scoff, but I could probably lightly scratch you on the nose with these babies.

nnekosan

However, a British teenager would never be able to waltz into a high school with an assault rifle and shoot whoever he saw.

Just sayin.

association-of-free-people


There’s a better chance that I’ll win a million dollars at a slot machine than be a student involved in a school shooting.  In fact it’s ten times more likely that I’d be killed riding my bike to school and that’s across the entire student population, not just kids who ride bikes to school.

However, you can be stopped, searched without cause, and go to prison for carrying a screwdriver.

Just sayin.

bluehayabusa

Jesus Christ, when I was in art school everyone had a box cutter and an xacto knife on them, and depending on your major/medium, a bunch of other potentially harmful shit, too. What about chefs going to work with their knife bags? I don’t understand, are the people banned from having these things just under 18’s? I saw on sky news that they’re trying to crack down on people carrying “corrosive substances” used in acid attacks. How am I gonna get a bottle of drano home? Are they going to mandate security seals on the bottle so you can’t legally have an open bottle in public?


Where does this shit end?

association-of-free-people

You cannot buy knives, including butter knives, if you’re under 18. It is criminal to carry knives or anything that may be interpreted as an offensive weapon on your person regardless of age. This includes so-called “points” and blunt force items like batons or blackjacks.

Source: thinksquad